Two more in a similar vein.
Very rough cuts.
Two more in a similar vein.
Very rough cuts.
Black, white, and read all over? (ahem)
Beads of sweat roll down the preacher’s forehead from the bright studio lights.
“You pick up your GUN and you call me! Call me on 555-GOD-LOVES-YOU.”
He sings out his last few sentences, his body shaking and his face flushing beetroot red.
“And… clear. We’re off the air, Father.”
“Thank you, son. My best performance yet, don’t you think? Prepare for twice as many hits as last night.”
“I’m getting too good for this gig.” He grabs the Egyptian cotton towel roughly from the runner and wipes his brow.
Controller Gibson sits in his office, watching the preacher on the CCTV. He signals his attendant to bring the preacher up to his office. He unlocks and opens the top drawer of his desk, removes the taser, checks the charge.
“Now? But I’m due back on in ten minutes. I can’t lose my spot at the top.”
The attendant stands mute. He gestures down the corridor towards the Controller’s office.
The preacher starts sweating again.
“Father, please, sit down,” Gibson rumbles.
A recording of the Controller plays: “As you tap your feet nervously, you pick up the taser.
As your hand begins shaking, you close your eyes and jam the taser onto your head.”
The preacher froths at the mouth; dots of spittle spray onto Gibson’s mahogany desk.
He sits back, hits Save. Referencing someone else’s story. Brilliant.
Still under the word count. Best story yet.
And a few days early, too.
He folds the laptop shut and turns on the TV.
“You hear my voice, telling you about the LORD!”
He shifts uncomfortably in his seat.
It is me. It is minimal. It is.
Continue reading Minimal Stylings
Doing it Penguino Classico style.
Too much of a straight copy?
Continue reading Sketch of an idea
I was at Brown’s last night: that place is floating in hot woman. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. You know since I’ve been studying NLP no woman can deny me. Seriously, this stuff works on anyone: Stand right, speak right, do the anchoring carefully and presto!
I was at Brown’s last night – no don’t look at me like that. Anyway it’s not like I was looking for nice conversation; it was 2am and I was drunk. There were some semi-hot guys and this one dumb-looking blonde guy caught my eye.
As soon as she walked in I knew she was going to be the one to make my fucking night. But I take it easy and just go over and sit nearby. So we chat comfortably about her family and I do the touches and all resistance crumbles.
So this guy comes over but he’s awkward and just sits looking at me until I talk. He’s creepy: he keeps touching the inside of my wrist as he asks me about my dad and other private shit. But I’m drunk and it’s late so I do the thing with my eyes and stick my tits out (no man can resist me when I try) and soon he’s mine.
She was so hot for me she was almost doing me right there in the club. I had her screaming my name a few times back at her place; lucky girl.
I had a dry run with him on the dance floor to see if he was worth taking home but it wasn’t that good in the end anyway. I was too drunk to enjoy it and I hate it when men thank you afterwards.
“My genius literally knows no bounds.”
Louis looked up from the paper he was reading.
“Yes,” he said irritably, “what is it now?”
William stood before his desk looking very please with himself.
“I have fixed it – Engine XI works,” he announced.
“Really?” asked Louis. “You know they have been working on that Engine for years.”
“Oh, yes, I am quite aware of that,” said William.
“And you’ve been four months and you think you’ve managed to get the Engine to work?”
“It’s five months actually,” corrected William. “But yes, I have made it work. I am just that good.”
“Let me see,” said Louis holding out his hand.
William pulled from this waistcoat with some flourish a stack of papers.
“My genius,” he said and handed it over.
Louis paged through the document, pausing here and there to take a closer look at the diagrams.
“This is quite… something,” said Louis.
“I know,” beamed William.
“You have tested it?” asked Louis.
“Yes, and you will note on the last page that the test was observed by the Head,” said William leaning forward pointing.
“The Head of Botany,” said Louis paging forward.
“He is a faculty member,” sniffed William.
“We are engineers, we make things we do not grow things,” said Louis. But he had to admit, the young man was right and he knew it.
William struck a pose giving Louis his profile, hands on his hips.
“Praise me,” he said.
“Well done,” said Louis.
“Thank you very much,” said William with a bow.
“Engine XI,” said Louis as William was about to leave. “You know numbers start from one and move up?”
William’s eyes narrowed suspiciously.
“Engine XI,” smiled Louis, “is one of three engines we’ve managed to get working. I’m sure you can spread your genius to the others.”
Ahoy there, me hearties!
Monday 21st March 2011 will see the first Theme of Volume IV (4 (four)) of MicFic. Wow!
Almost a year from the very first Theme of Light on 31st May 2010. Woo!
For Volume IV, we’re going to mix it up a little. Each Theme will be an image, rather than words. In addition, the word limit can be varied between 100 and 500. As usual, 50 on either side is okay, unless explicitly stated by the Theme-setter (i.e. in the case of a Drabble).
There are loads of great places to find images. Teh Gogglez, obviously, but Flickr / Creative Commons and Wikimedia Commons are also great resources. Post your own in the comments!
[In related news: why did I not know of Feghoots until now?]
New theme: Vainglory
07.03.11 – 20.03.11